The Patriotic Power of Sex and Fireworks

It’s finally the Fourth of July— loud explosive fireworks and bright, beautiful colors of assorted flares fill the summer air, leaving you with feelings of thrill and elation. These excitements aren’t just limited to the eyes and ears, however. The stimulation of fireworks electrifies your parasympathetic nervous system, the root of your sexual arousal, as well as your sympathetic nervous system, which is in charge of your orgasm. Do you know what that means? Sex– exciting sex! With 75% of the population celebrating America’s birthday with a bang (literally), it’s important to know the facts and learn some sex hacks.

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Here are four hacks we’ve assembled to guarantee you a sexy holiday celebration:

1. Find a Private Location

It’s no surprise that the Fourth of July is one of the most festive holidays celebrated across the United States. Depending on the location, patriotic festivities may differ to reflect its culture and history. These festivities may include fireworks, picnics, parades, and so much more. Finding a private location is vital if you’re one of the many American’s planning to end the holiday with a sexy celebration. When it comes to picking an area, there are three main factors to keep in mind: elevation, firework location, and surrounding vegetation. 

Elevation: Being able to see the fireworks is a crucial part of lounging outdoors with your partner. The higher up you go, the better the view, making for an even more intimate setting. Be sure to choose a spot that is flat enough to comfortably lay and stare up into the sky!

Firework Location: To choose the best spot, think about where the fireworks will be displayed. Can they be spotted at your local park, on a body of water, or a neighborhood party? Unraveling answers to these questions can help you find the ideal location.

Surrounding Vegetation: Recognizing the vegetation within an area is more relevant than you’d think. If you’re looking to be one-on-one with that special someone, try and find an area with more trees, bushes, and other vegetation to seclude you from any unwanted guests. Remember to watch out for creatures and dangerous poisonous plants! 

2. Cum Prepared

Once you find the perfect, private location, you’ll be able to ignite your light in no time. But before you do anything, you must ensure you have all the supplies necessary for a good time. Set the tone with a warm blanket and a pillow or two. This way you can create a comfortable, romantic outdoor atmosphere. Beyond that, think about your sex essentials. Whether it’s birth control, condoms, or even some sex toys — cumming prepared can only help you in the situation. 

3. Spark the Situation

It’s always important to be an amazing lover, especially when it comes to intercourse. To spark the situation, you have to know when it’s the right time to initiate intimacy. Pay attention to your partners likes and dislikes. Does he enjoy it when you’re more demanding? Does she prefer dirty-talk or foreplay before sex? Figure out what makes them tick. Whatever it may be, it’s critical for you to make sure you’re on the same page and receive consent. 

4. Outlast the Fireworks

Typically, the duration of firework displays lasts about ten minutes on average, while the average duration of intercourse is less than eight minutes. Because men generally have an easier time climaxing compared to women, feelings of dissatisfaction can often arise after the act is finished. This issue, combined with other sexual disorders, has been proven to hinder a partner’s ability to perform at their best. Luckily, there are several ways to help you last longer.  A few solutions to consider include a numbing premature ejaculation spray, masturbating earlier in the day, or performing pelvic floor exercises such as yoga and pilates. 

With these sex hacks, you’re bound to have a happy Independence Day.  You can thank me later.

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